Doctor : "Big breaths"
Patient : "Yeth, and I'm only thirteen"
What do yo call the space between your CUNT and your ASS-HOLE?
A waste of FUCKING space, of coarse.
See the sores on Marjorie Whore
Connie shall have a lewd Master
She shall be caned to red each day
Be coarse she won't wank any faster.
Jackie 'n' Jill weren't on the pill
So each fetched up with two daughters
Jackie'll strip off for any poke in town
While Jill loves sex with her father.
A bride left on a two week honeymoon, but came back after one week.
When her mother asked why the fuck she'd come home early:
"Seven days has made my hole weak," she moaned.